SHES ALIVEEEEEE

OKOK.

I'M HERE. LIKE, FINALLY.

my summer's been consisted of the following: 

sports

gay guys :)

justin long

intense hp addiction

and lack of computerness. 

as sad as that sounds, the computernesslesss thing is still true. XD i'm at an apple store blogging as fast as i can before my mom finds me. so yeah. 

i've sweaaaated (if thats even a word) my eyes out thewhole summer. i'm dying, literally. i'm now addicted to harry potter, and i bought a gryffindor jacket. i'm a freak. and i don't care. gonna go get a slytherin jacket now. :) LOL SO BYE.

Shitstickers sounds cool.

So, my cousins were over today, and while my dad forced them into eating [generally being scary and weird until they agree to eat a little], we somehow came upon the subject of dogs. My dad hates dogs, and we used to have one [named Toto!] but we gave her away cuz my dad didn't like cleaning up poop. He was a horrible owner anyways, no wonder Toto didn't like him. Anyways, I want a dog, so...

Dad [pointing to me and my sister]: I already have two dogs here!
Cuz [to me]: You know he's basically calling you a bitch, right?
Me: -_- I don't think he's saying it that way.
Dad: They don't wake up early, they complain bagok bagok!
Cuz: Now he's calling you a chicken?
Me: Good thing I'm not a guy.

If you don't get that: If I'm a girl dog, im a bitch. If im a boy chicken, im a cock. And nobody wants to be a cock... or at least I don't.

Yo Bloggas.

D: Marie cannot post often due to her raging, fire-breathing parents and DR.LA-U-R-A bitch. Her beloved laptop lethario has been taken hostage, and also, maybe her social life. But just to let you know, she got a piggy and its name is Oscar the Mayan God of Fertility.
[I looked up the real mayan god, and its name is Hun Hunahpu apparently]

In other news, I've failed to get my hair dyed due to a series of unfortunate events. I might be taking Jujitsu though o.o. So watch out, the fail whales gonna learn how to flip you. Scary, huh?
One crazy yet boring summer. Btw, don't try to go to MickeyD's drive thru on a bike. They're meanie pants. I read Paper Towns (by john greene... is that the person communitychannel was talking about?) because I refused to read another page of my summer readings. Good, but just like Finding Alaska, a disappointing end with a mysterious girl -_-. I Am Sam is a sad movie :[

MUST WATCH YEAR ONE. I DON'T CARE IF IT SUCKS.

What My Mother Doesn't Know

is a good book by Sonya Sones I read a loooonngg time ago, and just read again yesterday/today (midnught) and loved. lol, yayas. That always makes me laugh.

Anyways, I've been having a wonderful days/night/summer/time/ish untill [my whole life, idk if until has one or two L's] now. Getting over the whole incident with an old school friend. I also found out that I slap incredibly well when im feeling it. makes a nice WHAP sound.

Restaurant City IS addicting. Played a bunch when my cousins were over and we did an all-nighter. Someday, I will be able to make perfect pancakes. I also love watching White Chicks. 1000 miles. 8D. Mean Girls isnt funny in clean version.

I also got some Taking Back Sunday songs and a band tshirt :D. Happyness.

So today I went to my grandfather's death anniversry thing (minus the celebrating, cuz its his death). We pretty much pray really fast in viet for a while then eat. And while the parents chat loudly, we play games like Sequence and Scrabble with cousins and the cool uncle. We walked to Milpitas High. Oh, and my cousin made a game up called foot pong. And I finally got my sketchbook back! ...but not the one thats still stuck at crystals somewhere. And just now i ran and got a stupid headache, then my sister HAD to call me and order me to get her clothes ready so that she can sleep over at her friends house and go to Sky High. My Dad: What's Sky Die? My mom: Sky Die is that one place... >.>

Me: How can headphones be lowrider?
Marie: They're like pants for your head!

Marie: We should replace bad words with vegetables!
Me: CARROT YOU, POTATO.

In other news, we have found out that when you press any number it makes a BEEP sound on the phone, so we can censor all our words! BEEP BEEP BEEP hi you BEEP.

Its been too long buddy

Crystals like the only one who actually bothers to post.
In short, I was late to my own graduation, not so great picnic, UP, evil parent scare, extreme confusion, missing people, just OK food, new dresses, yellow shoes, the BORINGEST summer days because im too used to talking to people, Hamlet 2, blockles, pokemon on the cellphone, and a breakup for all the wrong reasons. Thank you very much life.

"I feel like ive been RAPED IN THE FACE." -Hamlet 2.