TV time

So once again i felt like watching TV. Should i have?

There's this commercial for Subway, and the oven is talking to "Scott".
Oven: Put it in me scott

Me: :OOOO WTF?!

Oven: Say it Scott
Scott: Just four dollars?
Oven: Say it sexy scott
Scott: Just FOUR dollars
Oven: Say it SEXIER
Scott: just fouurrrr dolllarrrsss

Which is why i didnt bake cookies today.
Why do we bake cookies, but cook bacon (bakin)?

Anyone watch family guy? Quagmire's air bags for his car are XP.

HEY!

i got nick and norah on my ipod. ;)
and kat dennings was MONA IN HOUSE BUNNY.
WOAHHH, NEVER KNEW THATT ! SHIT!
oh, whoops. went to reconciliation today. i'm not supposed to cuss.
...well, i 'll just stare at that WORD and ... hope it melts away.
not...working.
OOHHH AM I JACKIE OR MARIE ?! THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW.

Im DARK RED. Derrrr!
That sounds nothing like me.
There was this customer at the shop, and he had a satan laugh.

cooossstttcccooo!

my mom never developed my pictures.

i guess i'll have to re-upload them and have them developed.

my mouth hurts like a b***h. new wires for the braces, ouchh.

it's real uncomfortable typing here, with my mom behind me yelling at me to wash dishes.

...i just want my pictures developed. :)

i haven't posted for an eternity.

let's seee, dance this friday, liturgy today.

liturgy wasn't anything special.

my hair's yucky, i really hate it. stupid mom.
my braces can't have colored bands on them. according to my dad. cause the wire's different. my mouth looks so bland.

i'm on itunes synching a buttload of smosh vids and gg episodes. it just froze on me. there's a book report due on tuesday, i'm cooking ramen, and i have to re-upload some pictures...it's just another sunday.

+ i'm thinking the anthony padilla who added me on facebook isn't the real anthonee. :(

Fancy that

BUT I LOVE FANCIES xD

How long has it been since we've last posted?! Too long.
Due to my inability to remember interesting things to blog about, I'm going to tell you about pho.
(Not F-oh, F-uh!) And if you don't know what pho is, you're just a deprived little monkey.
For some reason my family's been eating it pretty much every sunday- I LOVE IT.
My advice? Get used to people staring at you in restaurants. Viets stare, it's what we do. Or maybe you can't even tell we're staring T_T.

ACTUALLY.

i feel even worse now! =D
just wonderful, since YOU haven't been much of a help, i'll just listen to my music.
my perrfect, perfect music.

Take all my self worth away.Just cold with no love in my veins.So show me how to feel nothing.Show me how to feel safe.And I promise I will do the same, do the same.
could this be ANYMORE PERFECT? i love music.

shouldn't this post go in the smad blog? o-o;

dear god,

sjgay has just trulllyyy outgayed itself.

now, we have a pledge. an sjgay pledge. T^T.

truly, truly, i say to you, there cannot be anything GAYER than that.

unsympathetic fools. now that we got our acceptance letters, all i'm doing now is trying to get by two months.

grades. who cares. i'm gonna make another mix cd. :)

well, i really need a laptop. i'm going to pres, but so is corina. i got a C+ on a math test, and two 15s on my social studies tests. i guess today sucked. :)at least i didn't fail science, yes?

i guess everything just seems real impeccable when you find out someone betrayed you. idk, it's like nothing's real anymore.actually, it seems more like everything's correct. you know.. like cheating's the only thing in the world that could ever affect you... right? T^T. i surely believe that cheating's a pain in the ass. which is why i'm never doing it agai. never. ever. not i any form. that's pretty much my life right now. it's real hard to trust people at a time like this.

i'll never go on about my love life; ever again. sigh. there's... just nothing.

So you got into Pres?

Oh, well that's nice cuz i TOLD YOU SOOOOO!
Sleepover at the cri-izzle's. Or however you say it >.>
We played our version of MASH, so my job is slave, im marrying Johnny Depp (which, its sad, she spelled "debt"), and I'm gonna be a 40-year old virgin. Well at least i dont live on a rainbow and are married to a cock, like her. I haven't posted in a while, so I've forgotten all the juicy bits that happened.

I don't really like Matt White. Really. I mean, its OK, but it just doesn't... blehhhh.
Non dairy creamer. Now that's good.
How many people ARE there in the Gorillaz? O.o (unrelated, i know)

17 freebies wouldn't let me get Michael Cera!!!! Instead, I can only get Ed Westwick. He's great, but he's not awkwardly charming, I'm afraid.

HOLY CRAP.

I GOT INTO PRES.

oh lordy.

haha. :P

i talked to a pizza guy on the phone,

he tried starting a conversation with me.

lawls.

rebellion !

hahahahayeaaah. i'm at school. i hate this school. a lot. but i like their computers.
i'm supposed to be taking ss notes and such, but i'm blogging, aiming, fmylife-ing, and twittering.
notesss. pfft, why the hell would i do that ? :P
anywho, warren doesn't know what a rick roll is. my nails are long. i should cut 'em.
my school sucks at spirit. their poor excuse for st. patrick's day is uniform and accessories.
first off, ... why would i even own st. patty's day accessories?! the only days we could actually dress up were v-day and halloween. and pajama day. otherwise, that's it. o-o
fucking jews. LOL. not really.
so... i wore a necklace. that's it. it's actually kendall's necklace. whatevs.
jackie left her phone at my house. i can't ... find it. >.>

ms. cock's making us listen to "irish" music. warren thinks it sounds italian. i think it sounds unhuman. ew.
jackie has to sit next to GB. ew. i hate looking back at jackie in ss, cause when i do, GB STARES at me. so i refrain from doing that. she's wearing some weird shamarock thing on her head. i hope it has some kind of lead poisoning in it. matthew knight's being a bitch. he tried calling me spiffy. FAIL. he's laughing. idk.

o-o

<---WE'RE BLOWING!

it's... monday. no school and such. crystal's rightttt there. entertaining herself with a bottle cap thing opener. yup. jackie slept over. helllla perverted. XD yeah.. i guess she'll blog then. laters.

no, i guess i'll just blog then.

SUNDAY! jackie slept over; she came at.. 8 ish. we spent 30+ minutes in my room trying to figure out when her parents would leave. no luck until 9 ish. ... so when they left, we spent an eternity watching smosh, nick piteria *idk*, and tuts my barreh. oh, good times.

we went back uspstairs and played dirty scrabble and failed at a seance. XD

stayed up, got high on thin mints, jackie got hella perverted. o-o. i'm usually the high one.

worked on a variety show poster (wayy too good for SJGAY), drew superheroes, fell asleep for an hour. woke up on monday at 7. XD FUN!

took a walk, put condoms in people's shopping carts at safeway, failed to find easy buttons, pwned jackie in tennis.

crystal came. me AND crystal pwned jackie in tennis, kendall and jenna came, we started practicing. we don't sound that bad. better than before, actually. THEYY played pool, and i educated kendall in smosh.

we got high-ish on orange juice and mamon. ;)

kayjay, and jackee left, and it was just me and crystal. we TOTALLY watched gossip girl (LOL, GAY GUYS!) and part of one tree hill. crazyyyy half-weekend. but totally worth it.

o-o;;

jackeecake's coming ovar to stalk me. not really.

but i'm so unprepared. dad's cooking something. house's infected with smell. not like it's a bad smell anyways.

today my mom told me she found a cheap $300 laptop. does that mean no macbook? FML

oh you.

today i found out that all of my cousins are coming over for my graduation. my macbook's in danger now. FML

So like, I just sat down to watch TV. This commercial comes on and it shows a foot. then it says "An egg is not a good way to pumice your feet" and a hand comes along and smooshes and egg against the foot. I walked away from the TV.

delon, check your phone messages.

mimi shewter. pew pew.
i got aldrich's text. but the phone-y died before i could reply. xD sorry man.
i want a pokemon shirt. i'm gonna get one. :D
OH YEAH! i have big plans.
1st one's first. : GET A MACBOOK.
- put fish in my tv; srsly.(tv aquarium.) COOOL BEANS, HUH?
- get that pokemon shirt.
- make a buncho collage things and put them in my wall. or make a living off them. :)
- get into pres, and leave SJGAYY forevah.

i realllly want those things. xD
oh yeah.. high school acceptance next weeksicles. !!! a buncha stuff running through my mind.
what if i don't get in? what if i have to go to notre dame? what if i die? i hope i get in. what ifi'm on a waiting list?
considering my luck, i really don't know. sometimes it's super good good luck (like yesterday) and super bad bad luck (like the fact it's always ms. cook's fault i get in trouble.)
my report card comments sucked a$$ though. "marie lacks focus" "marie needs to organize her binder" "marie has an occansional mental lapse." THANKS A SHITLOAD, these people don't want me to get into a good highschool. ._. well, fuck it.
at least i'm going to great america.

Gawd, I don't even know if i wasnt to go to great america. I'm not scared of roller coasters, they just make me feel sick to my stomach. And then i get called a wimp, but im not scared! honestly, thing only thing to fear about them is getting killed- but you can get killed from pretty much anything. But roller coasters give me headaches and organs-hitting-my-brains feeling. But who the heck wants to go to school? If i can, imma ditch. Maybe finally go watch Coraline and check out that music store across the street from the mall (ssoooo want an acoustic electric. or at least try one out). then use my barnes and nobles gift card to get something useless. I needa decorate my room even though i can hardly customize it.

Today, woke up late but i always have to eat breakfast food no matter how late i wake up. It's an instinct. Went to saturday school, where they let you do anything. seriously. i played mario kart with crystal and the TA. I pwn you all. then went for a bike ride cuz i felt like it (takes me like 10 minutes to bike a mile). I figured out that my cousins live in the ranch- super schnitzy high class rich rich place. I just like the view- and apparently so do making-out teenagers. Whats the point in getting a view if you're just gonna suck face? Yeah, my cousins see that alot.

Update, turns out my mom doesn't like fillipinos. That's just... WTH! And i don't want an effing viet from our school- theyre all priesty! ew! seriously! What about mexicans huh? Or african american? Would that be better than a fillipino?! Well too bad.

FRIDAY THEE THURTEEENTHUH

i deserve the right to post ahead of jackee.
i gave her juno. :D she put it on her ipod. now it's my turn.
IT'S FRIDAY THE 13TH! MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR!
OMFG, IT'S LIKE.. AN UBER LUCK LUCKY DAY TODAY!
FIRST OFFFFF
I GOT THE SIGNED AAR PICTURE. THE ONE FROM 17 MAG FREEBIES?! OMFG!
I "GOT ON HONOR ROLL!"
I'M GOING TO GREAT AMERICA, JUST 3 POINTS AHEAD OF THE GRAND TOTAL!
MY CAMERA'S BEING NICE TODAY!
OMFG, IT CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS.
ILOVEVERYTHINGEVERYTHINGEVERYTHING.EVENYOU!ILOVELOVELOVETHIS!
OHYEAH! new gg on monday. :DDD! scandals! i've missed them a buncho!
MY HIGHNESS' EL NATURAL ! ANTHONY'S STILL HOT! SHIZ!
i'm waiting for a new smosh. that would TOTALLY make my day. :)
but, then again, it's already been made.
OH, AND I GOT A MESSAGE FROM ANTHONEE ON TWITTER
SHIT. THIS IS COOL.
i've spent my day+recess INVESTIGATING. it was pretty exciting.
softball at p.e. TODAY! I MISS IT SO MUCH!
THE THRILL OF HITTING BALLS LIKE WHACK!
i just imagined hitting GB. ohhh, what a beautiful day.
whackojacko steals an elephant. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PHRASE!

Hah, alright we get it MIA. Your son's name is not Ickitt.
In other news, a pretty eventful day. Our investigation of a creepily annoying smiley girl tricking people by using another annoying girls AIM already filled up my excitement quota for the day.
And then our student president gives me all the gossip that comes with "luck charms" (secret notes for a freaking $1 you can send candy to someone with a message. secret admirers!) XP he's silly.
Then our school had a random fire alarm and i thought we were gonna see some damage, but they never tell the students ANYTHING. Also, i love carpooling with kj (thats two people btw). And today, their dad drove, so SUPER FAST swerving with old but you know you love it music (BRASS MONKEY!)

Some favorite inside jokes of mine. You know whats hilarious? When teachers bend over to explain something to someone, and their butt is like UP IN YOUR FACE. so then you make jokes about them farting or take pictures. Also, (From house bunny) whenever someone says "Excuse me" say "Why, did you fart?" [ahh yes, fart jokes.]

New fun word to say: CHECK IT.
Omg, GG monday. even more drama! Oh, Ive missed it. Priviledged online just isnt the same.

But the awesomest of all? JUNO ON MAH IPOD! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!! (love you marie)
Just in, Marie ate meat. Sinner!

TABS GALORE

Ay, I'm starting to use as many tabs as crystal.
I made a twitter -_-
Yesterday i got locked outside and all i had was sports equipment and a radio.
I get bored of sports equipment pretty fast.
We never really did 365 >.> (but whenever i make the >.> face Muhree takes it inappropriately, so v.v. even better)

Girl scout cookies!

MMMM! SAMOAS! XD hawaian or something? idk but it tastes wonderful.
My comps internet works again, so yay for that. Escapades of today? Delawn dances crazily in front of girls and they get freaked out! :D Muhree writes 8=D all over science notes! including mine!
I really love the word really.

Also, I went to the library where I had to listen to angry asian mothers yell at their young impressionable children about how stupid they were (they were kinda stupid... oh jees that just preoes how asian i am) and two teens listening to "Hot and Cold" on their cellphone speakers( The songs only got worse from there) as i looked for a newberry book (which suck). And when i went home my mom was yelling at me as a girl (i want to say floozie, but thats derogatory!) was walking by and stared. She wore electric blue >.> that color's getting so worn out.

ha. crystal thinks treadmilling is threadmilling.

argah!

DANGGITTTT. I FORGOT TO DO THE AAR POSTER SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE FREEBIE. T_T I COULD'VE GOTTEN AN AUTOGRAPHED POSTER AND CD!
now i HAVE to win the Nick and Norah dvd.

Slow day today? Wonderful new ringtones such as gay car alarm from family guy.
Ian hugged Jerrald for no reason o.o.
Something in my house smells weird but im gonna ignore that. It's so sunny, weird daylight savings time. I might go outside and smack a tennis ball over the fence or something. Evil neighbors never toss them back. Love the song "Just Inpolite" by Plushgun.

I also got Meet the Fockers and Hairspray from muhree! yay!
GOOD MORNING BALTIMOREEEEE!

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

hey, =D
last night was an escapade. 2 hours on the phone with jackie+delon. LOL !
i had an arguement with my mom regarding the word "nearer."
IT ISN'T A WORD. isn't it? oh. i guess it is.
so, after that (we talked until 11. daylight savings time.)
i watched hairspray. WOOOO!
oh yeah, i'm listening to without love. i love that song. and i love good morning baltimore. and i just personally love the movie.
and yeah jackie, I'M GONNA WATCH 17 AGAIN ;D
>.>
well, that was yesterday (and an early part of today). but, today's TODAY. :)
i woke up at 1:30; cause kendall called.
so i went downstairs, talked to her for ... 30 minutes, ate some yogurt,
and watched some smosh.
i'm on itunes listening to the lonely island. their songs. are theeee shit. >:)
haha, all in all, a pretty good day.
it's sunny ! there's some good contrast out there.
haha.
oh DDUUUUDDE, daylight savings time. i love it. i can stay outside longer.
hey, come over to my house, jackie ! we can go people fishing until 8! at night! WOO!
i love daylight savings time. XD and the lonely island.
and anthonee. and hairspray.

Teddiusrsaaa? How random :P
XP you know, most people hate daylight savings time. Cuz you have to wake up earlier? Well not me, i woke up at like 12. Anyways, went to lotsa malls and advertised the blog. 2000 views! :D
annnnddd i forgot what i was gonna say :P. Almost got a laptop but di-int. OOH I SAW THE FUZZIEST LITTLE SCHNAUZER PUPPEE :D

i'm a creep.

<--AUGHSHIZ, i don't remember a crack there.

<--bad quality much?

everyone's at it,

MS. FREAKING COOK BETTER DIE.
she got me off honor roll. bitch.
btw, grace is currently on my myspace.
not me, so i'm still on the bet.
SHAAAA !
anywho,

JACKEE, UPLOAD THE PICS ON YOUR CELLLLLPHONNNEEE! >:)
oh yeahh, i'm going to her houseeee tommorow. NO PIANO LESSONS FTW! ;)

i have NO HW! (except for math, but i always do that... in class.)
so i'm sitting here, listening to JEFFREE STAR ! BAM !
*i'm still kinda s;djklhsdf;i at ms. cook. stupid buttface.*
actually, now i'm listening to "everyone's at it_lily allen"
yeah. i like that song. huh, story of my life.
"so your daughter's depressed, we'll get her straight on the prozac. but little do you know, she already takes crack."

bam, monkeyshinerrrrrs :)

just cause i love my anthonee, :)

library,i got "kicked" out, cause of "pda."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL,

pda=public display of affection, you non-gg-watchers.

with who? well, obviously... XP

so i guess i'm not allowed to go back in? huh? idk.

but i'm bad.

Hah, what'd you do this time, HUG? Knotty.

(Get it? knotty? naughty? ... >.>)

xP this is like email- only wayyy more publicized!

1,905 views?! Hep yeah! thats so close to 2,000 its almost hellarious.

Precarious!!!

my sister's b-day present. I told her to name it Shakira.


No posts from Muhree? I'm surprised. I guess her parents are still royally miffed.


ME on the other hand, no one was on Friday so I watched Nick and Norah- infinetly good. I still can't believe she ate the gum. Yesterday, the internet was being silly -_- (actually it still is, so im using my mothers fancy hitech desktop she never uses, which im not allowed to use. ill just say i needed the photoshop) And I've been deprived of internet for hours.


I had to go to the cheesecake factory (ive been known to accidently call it the cheese factory on several occasions- why am i talking so weird?) for my sisters sweet sixteen b-day party. I hope to God my sweet sixteen is more... better. Less lame-ish. The food isnt THAT good. and 50 cents per plate just to cut up the cheesecake? PSh. All I did was get better at klondike on my ipod, which has also been very silly. It turns on by itself and pauses during the best songs. >.<>


My sisters friends at the party:

1: Don't complain about your food. It makes the chef sad.

2: Well why aren't you eating your biscuits then?

1: Because I dont need these biscuits adding to my other biscuits!

2: ...

3: You don't get it do you?

1: THE BATTER IS FULL.




me: XDDDDDDDDDDDD ( i eavsdrop) (however you spell that)




So me and muhree have been addicted to bets lately (she likes the "excitement")


1. me vs. kendall and jenna for 5 bucks: who'll cave into myspace in lent first, muhree or delawn?

2. me vs. marie for pigtails/singing "Creep" at break: kendall cant talk to matt for a week

3. me vs. marie for custody of my cinnamony ipod/her camera for 2 weeks: Marie can't insult anyone in any way for 2 weeks

4. me and marie vs. Jerrald for 10 bucks: We have to be vegetarian for a week T___T

WANNA MAKE A BET?


My new ringtone is "SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO LOOKS LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBRUARY OF LAST YEAR" -The Killers


Why does the word judge mean to have an opinion on (to judge a person by looks) but a judge in court is supposed to have no opinion? [Why are judges not supposed to judge people?]