Boredom has sunk in.

You know how it is, it starts out WHOO HOO IT'S VACATION. and you got all this fun stuff to do, hang out, sleep a bunch, but then, you've got nothing to do at all. >_> its happening. I just have no idea what to do. I've played guitar. I've chatted. even WEBchatted. Youtubed. Started making a plushie. Played games [DIE NAZIS!] . Drawn. Ate. TV's got nothing. Spun in a chair [got nauseous and stopped]. For God's sake, I even read [true, it was a magazine, but read I did]. And now, I write. But there's only so many words in me. My family kept going shopping almost everyday, but I'm not one for frivolous spending [although I love bargain spending]. I dont even know what day it is. It's just one of those days.

Holiday hangovers, anyone? XP Marie told me about the hamster. And yes, it would be cool to have a hamster called Optimus Prime. So the relatives came over. Ate pumpkin pie. only good present i didnt pick out myself was Led Zepplin CD and sixty buckksss. Nice cousins- suck at guitar hero though :P. huh, im kinda blanking out right now. And my stupid foot's asleep again. Laters

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GOD,
stupid cousins hogging up the computer ALLLLLLL WEEK.
why doesn't MY MOM ask ME "do you want to use the computer?!"
UGHHH, AND BECAUSE OF THEM, I MISSED A SMOSH VID.
OOOOH, THEY ARE GOING TO PAYYYYY.

hey, merry christmas, btw.
SOMEONE GET ME A JESUS ACTION FIGURE!(:

eh, once again, it's a hectic asian family rush to food ready and all that stuff.
i'm avoiding it by taking the laptop and typing here, in my room.
ok, there goes my mom making me get down to the kitchen.
i think i see relatives.
i think they came too early.
hey, at least they have gifts.
let's hope one of them's a jesus action figure.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!
THE PAIN. THE MISFORTUNE. THE PAINNN.
what's wrong, you ask? I DIDN'T SAVE. I ACCIDENTLY PRESSED OFF AND I DIDNT SAVE ALL THOSE BELLS ALL THOSE FISHHH. WHY IS ANIMAL CROSSING SO CRUEL!? :[ ... 15000 bell fish... gone gone gone. And i had to listen to Resetti too. >.> Oh well, I guess worse things have happened.

So, in the morning i was just laying there. Sigh nothing to do, no one to talk to, sighhh...
Stupid Wednesday. Then exactly at 10:30 I was like, wait, if today's wednesday... then tomorrows THURSDAY!
Yup. I'm an idiot aren't i? I finally realized what day it was. Christmas spirit hit me like a brick [owch].
I actually woke up early [yup, 10:30 is EARLY!] and ate waffles. Eh, it's better than celebrating too early, right? Sometimes, I see people thinking about the big X-mas before HALLOWEEN. The NERVE. I actually remember that holiday, thank you very much. You know what's great about the Nightmare Before Christmas? You can watch it on Halloween AND christmas- then again, just watch it all year round.

Things I'm also late for: watching Dark Knight [Finally!] and doing the five facts thing on YouTube. Go check out ballooncrusades or crystal will eat your children, marie will use her karate-anthony-ness and i shall... i will... pinch you. on the underside of your upper arm. Cuz it actually hurts there.
Oh, and I stole maries pecans. Mmmmmm. I have no idea what praline is [and it sounds like some sort of medication] but it tastes delicious.

Wait a second... OH COME ON XP everyone has more votes than me! Even IAN.


good god, my cousin got a hamster for x-mas, and i'm holding it.
in the other hand.
i'm trying to type with one hand.
oh, my poor soul.
idk what i got yet, but i'll try to blog about it.. tommorow.
so yeah, a sleeping hamster in my other hand. how awkward.
let's see,
i have cousins in MY ROOM probably screwing with my keyboard.
oh god, typing wit one hand sucks.
i've gotta hand it to you people with amputated hands.
it IS pretty hard.
well, so long and good night.
:P

HEY KIDS!

banned from the internet, that's the story, right?
well, the 'rents had some mercy and let me go on.
just for today.
time to cram some smosh into my head,
i'll wartch enough to get me through the two weeks.
well, anyways.
after conversing with my agent(jackee) on the phone yesterday,
i found out SHE was getting an ipod.
BUT, GOOD NEWS PEOPLE.
I AM TOO!
mhmm, a green one. so yeah, jackie. i won't have to steal yours.
i've used my AWESOME, MINDBOGGLING PERSUASIVE skills to finally, finallly, FINALLY
convince them TO GET ME ONE.
this is gonna be a gooood christmas.
and birthday. it's gonna be a goood restoftheyear.
heehee. cause i got a fortune cookie thingy that said" YOU WILL BE SHOWERED WITH GOOD LUCK UNTIL YOUR NEXT BIRHTDAY."
YEAHHHH, BITCH.
and since i'm finally getting an ipod, i have two words to say.
ANTHONY PADILLA.
well, ttfn. see you people in two...weeks.
>.>

Heyo. X-mas break, everyone?
So anyways, Muhree is banned from her internet.
she'll probably go on anyways though.
How long could she possibly go without Smosh (anthony, to be exact)?
OMG. is there GG tomorrow? :P i jussst remembered.
I'm getting an ipod, which Muhree will steal because she wanted one but won't be getting one because... well, parental units. And Call of Duty because my sister wanted it. Manly games.

If it's vacation, why do we have effin HW!? That teacher is on my LIST [as in, I will kill you FIRST, list]! Oh, and Muhree has a cold sore. >.> Probably from eating my macaroni and cheez. Karmma.
So yeah, I'm not high anymore. Life is suckish like usual. My family rented House Bunny [actually pretty hell-arious] and Dark Knight. But of course, I'm not allowed to get whatever effin-movie I wanna get. On another less, making-me-miffed note, Ian is very popular on the polls >.>
Although i did vote for him too.

I like cookie dough. I feel like cookie dough. Is it gonna make me sick? Probably not. Who cares. Imma go eat cookie dough.

HEY!

hey kiddos, we're at social studies.
XDD.
just wanted to point out the WEIRDEST THING.
MS. WOOD.
DATED MS. BELL?!
WHATTHEFUCKKKKKKK.
the two scariest (manliest) women in the world. dated?!
that explains soooo much.
oh, and we bet that ms. cook had something to do in the relationship/breakup.

anyways, today, we gave out christmas gifts.
hmm, i got a piggy, ROCCO BURGER(from kendall) , some keychain, which i named sacagawea thomas jefferson george washington anthony m. kennedy junior, THE SECOND, and crystal gave me these awesome bandaids.
LOVEEE ITTT

oh, btw, apparently, dominique named her stomach rocko.
yayyy.

IT WAS A FIRST!

M-DIZZLE'S TALKING.
today was pretty interesting.
first off, it was free dress at SJV. always a very exciting day for all.
free dress, a day for people to evaluate other people's clothes.
a day to judge according to appearance.
ahh, the smell of sabotage.
we all love it, and you know it.
scandals, scandals, scandals. (gossip girl.)
other than that, something else interesting happened today.
IAN, IAN IANN! he LAUGHED. andd, he went the longest time without blinking.
let's see..
i shall now talk about the series of events that led up to these magnificent accomplishments.
we were doing rosaries. (yeahh, we're catholic school kiddos.)
and 4/6 of my table group (me, jerrald, monita, and warren) didn't even bring our rosaries. so we were bored.
ian (who's in the table too) apparently turned in his rosary, so he was one of the 2 people who did it in my table.
the other one was jackie.
>.>ok, anyways
he was working on his tag (which was supposed to have "to:... and from:...")
so i grabbed it and wrote
TO: YOU
LOVE: IAN (last name not going to be mentioned.)
and for some reason, he got madd.
...and he gave me the evil stare.
DUDE, WHEN HE DID THAT, HE DIDN'T BLINK FOR 3+ WHOLE MINUTES.
yeah... our wholeee table started cracking up.
so chase s. asked me to do the same to his too, but instead i wrote
TO: YOU
LOVE FOREVER : CHASE S.
always and forever.
XDD
but he didnt get mad. so yeah.
and jackie had some fish bead on her rosary,
and warren did a really FUNNY imitation of that face. he looked like >:O
and ian laughed.
LAUGHED. for the first time.
so i thought i'd share that with you.
HIS FIRST LAUGH, EVER!
at 2:08 p.m.
heehee, me, jerrald, and jackie recorded that in our planners.
what a special day.
dannggg, that was longggg.

XD truly, truly, it was AHMAZING.
Then afterschool we took a picture of the fish face :P
>.> and then this weird 7th grader who everyone thinks is black named arman started talking to meee... and i was freaked out and in my head i was singing the RAPE song
[STOP! dont touch me there! This is, my private square! R-A-P-E get your hands away from me! Go rape someone else! Go rape someone else!]
And then i started sending signals to marie to go across the street.

XP and i ate this candy cane, and it was POPCORN FLAVORED! YEEE.
Imma learn the YES Dance on guitar! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4
Hehe. :P
And christmas presents? There will be plenty for all!
Im gonna wear my evil santa hat. Its a santa hat, but its black where its supposed to be white.
More sabotage too, XP somebodys gonna get a very gay (HAPPY) present. Hehe.
Oh, and Marie forced me to re-enact the latest Smosh vid with her. [who doesnt love the spice girls?] All in all, a decent day. And that's VERY rare for me. Most likely, my life will be horrible again soon, so i better relish this moment. I love relish.

Need an insult?
"I hope you implode!"
It's better than explode!

karate.

i promised certain people that i would blog about today.
karate. it's actually getting funn-ishh.
let's see.
i got to class early o__o... (very rare.)
and john (johnmon) and calvin (cal-ban) were there, surprisingly.
we were doing warmups and shit, and then SENSEI GARY <--- he's a meanie! ^.^
comes and says "you. must. stretch. HI-YAH!" LOL.
so he walks away, and when he's walking, he smacks his ass.
yes, smacks it.
so, we burst out laughing. very. very. very. HARD.
and he turns around, and john and calvin stop laughing, but i still laugh, cause his face looks funny.
yeah. he turns around again.
later, we were just sitting and then sensei gary comes in front of us (backside towards us, mind you.)
ad he does this ... HIP THING where he rotates his hips and says "TURN! TURN!", which makes us laugh even harder.
and then this kid named andy imitates it, and when he smacks his ass, he says "COOKIE!"
yeah. it was hilarious.
YOU HADDD TO BE THERE.
the end.

hola.

deedeedee.

M-DIZZLE TALKING.
Posadas was FREAKING COLD. i was out there singing.
in a short sleeved shirt and a barely warm shawl.
and a skirt and shoes.
coldcoldcoldcolddd.
well, that was probably the highlight of my day,
oh, and yeah,
I FINALLY FINISHED MY HIGH SCHOOL APPLICATION.
took me till exactly 9:59.
so fun. >:O
i have karate(which has been surprsingly cooperating with my mood)
in a couple hours.
i hope it's as fun as it was on monday.
blehh, but we can only hope, right?

I know, haaaa? [like George Lopez]
Ok, enough racism. :P
...Dang, I should be doing MY application thingy.
YOU think posadas was bad? Try doing it while playing guitar to horrible singers and being pushed around by an old lady. My days don't have highlights >.>
And yes, we DID spell weenis right! XD
Hmm... I need to work on X-mas presents for everyone.
You know what we haven't done in a while? SABOTAGE. hehe.
>_<

i just wanna add. :)

ahem, HORRIBLE SINGERS?! i know i sing.. oh yeah. pretty horrible-ish.

and remember. to make an extra bobble head. :D

OHOHOH, JACKIE'S MAKING ME AN ANTHONY PADILLA PLUSHIE FOR MY B-DAY!

gotta love her for that.

and you gotta love anthony for being so beautiful.

myyyy b-day's Janurary 5th. remember that.

it's jaybee's birthday too, so it shouldn't be that hard to remember.

yeah.

just saying.
I FUCKING HATE HIGH SCHOOL APPLICATIONS.
thank you and have a nice day.
;]

WEEWOOWEE!

so yeahh, first blog.
whatevs, right?

uhmm, this is MARIE talking, by the way.
today was a blur, really.
it was a normal day except for my el natural HIGHNESS.
yeah. i got pretttyyy high. :3
but seriously, my highness is all natural. LIKE TYRA BANKS!
so i guess you can say nothing interesting happened.
the only thing i did was go around eating ribs (hot lunch) saying I'M EATING MY MANN FOOD.
i also impersonated a gay guy (ahem).
how boring. just another day in my life.
yep. me, just sitting at this computer screen in the 39-degree weather in a t-shirt and sweatpants (which are...linty.)
oh yeah, posadas tomorrow.
marchemos contando, and shit. it's stuck in my head.

OH YEAH! 8 more days till christmas.
'rental unit's soo probably NOT gonna get me a damn new ipod.
i want one.
my old one got stepped on and i lost the charger.
:(
that's all i have to say about it.

Captain JACK
GAWD. SO PURPLE >.>
My teeth hurt. today was normal, i guess?
Christmas presents for everyoneeee! XP
OH NO. I'm out of cookie dough!

So, when we were thinking of names for our blog and stuff, we thought of:
I DID NOTHING
IAN'S FACE [this funny dude at school, we'll mention him at times]
MANLY yellow
Cut off your eggroll!
and the weenis thing.
Did we even spell that right? :P its the skin on your elbow or something.